5 Products Celebrities Need to Endorse

By Doc Hollywood, Hollywood Big Time

In America, there’s two things we love more than anything else: celebrities & buying stuff. Don’t you just love it when two great things come together? Celebrity Endorsements are commonplace nowadays, but it feels like there’s a few obvious endorsements that have gone overlooked. That’s why we compiled a list of five celebrity endorsements that need to happen. Check out the list below.

5. Harrison Ford – Ford Trucks

4. Apple Jacks – Jack Nicholson

 

3. Pez Candies – Jennifer Lopez

2. Totinos Pizza – Quentin Tarantino

1. Reese’s Puffs – Reese Witherspoon

Doc Hollywood – Hollywood Big Time – 4/7/14 – thehollywoodbigtime@gmail.com

The Top 5 Organs in Lady Gaga’s Body

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By Monte Monroe, Hollywood Big Time

Join Hollywood Big Time, as we count down our top 5 organs in Lady Gaga’s body. Strap yourselves in, because this is gonna be one hell of a thrill ride! Be sure to comment below if you think we got it all wrong, and be sure to reply with your top 5 as well.

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7 Air Bud Movies Disney Needs To Make

By Doc Hollywood, Hollywood Big Time

Being a kid in the 90′s had it’s perks, but the best of them was the abundant amount of Disney movies starring animals that could do people things. And before there was Air Buddies, there was Air Bud; a series that showcased a golden retriever playing every sport that Disney writers could think of dog puns for. They did a fine job, too. Though, I’m here to argue that they didn’t even come close to cashing in on this cash cow. Last night, I awoke in a frantic sweat as I had struck genius with several new Air Bud movie ideas. This morning, I narrowed them down to my best 7. This afternoon, I cold call every agent, manager, publicist, and best boy in town and deliver them the greatest franchise reboot pitch they’ve ever heard. No Bones about it.
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Miles Teller Tells Us Who He Is

By Doc Hollywood, Hollywood Big Time

From time to time, Hollywood Big Time interviews our fair share of major celebrities. Unfortunately, today we interviewed a real dud. His publicist sent him to our offices this morning for an interview, and at first we didn’t even know he was. After about two hours of him waiting in our lobby we came to the conclusion that he was the actor we were supposed to be interviewing, and not just some stranger from off the street trying to stay cool indoors. We did our best with what we were given, so continue reading after the jump if you think it’s even worth it.
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Drama Student Craig Johnston Announces Plans to Enter into Public Life

By Monty Monroe, Hollywood Big Time

Following Shia Labeouf’s announcement of his official exit from public life, University of Montana drama student Craig Johnston announced plans to fill the gap left in Labeouf’s wake. Formerly an unknown student with no professional experience, Johnston revealed to the press yesterday that he felt he was “ready to enter into the public sphere.” Johnston added that he planned to star in a major motion picture the following month and will begin appearing in a number of popular tabloid magazines.
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TAILGATE 2014: 2 WEEKS AND COUNTING

By Doc Hollywood, Hollywood Big Time

2 WEEKS AND COUNTING since we’ve last reported on Heigl’s now-infamous tail light. We hoped that we’d have nothing to report after two weeks, but our greatest fears are now being realized. Just yesterday, we saw Heigl pull out of a Carl’s Jr drive thru and BLATANTLY make a right hand turn without being able to put on her turn signal. Why? BECAUSE IT’S STILL. NOT. FIXED. Let me just say one thing: WHO THE HELL DOES SHE THINK SHE IS? The Queen of England? Sorry, sweetheart, but this is AMERICA. We have LAWS that keep us safe on the road. Just because you probably have your name carved in to the walk of fame on the stunningly beautiful Hollywood Boulevard, doesn’t mean you can wreak havoc on our roads.
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His Majesty Sir Elton John Likes Pizza

By Monty Monroe, Hollywood Big Time

His Majesty Master High Priest Sir Elton John, known to descend to earth only once every three years to bless us with his music, claims to enjoy a popular plebeian dish known as “pizza”. We asked him a few questions. Find out more after the jump.
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